Mississippi Muzzleloader

The act of packing your ball sack into a woman’s asshole using your dick as the ramrod.
I gave my cousin Sara a Mississippi Muzzleloader yesterday after church.
by Y0 N3PH3W. January 06, 2023
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Mississippi boat tour

When one takes a shit in the upper tank of the toilet. The turd proceeds to turn round and round.
Just took a Mississippi boat tour in Ben’s bathroom. Let’s go.
by KC Export January 15, 2022
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Mississippi Puddin Punch

1) The act of fisting a woman's vagina to the point of drawing blood

2) The act of breaking/rupturing of a woman's vagina through close-hand fisting.

3) Related to the Mississippi Chocolate Puddin Punch which is when a man or woman gets fisted (at least wrist deep) in the anus.
Because Joe had given Michelle the Mississippi Puddin Punch the night before, their morning coitus ritual was ruined.

Rinsing the blood from his hand, Joe stood disgusted with the consequence of administering the Mississippi Puddin Punch to Michelle's vagina.
by deaddognotizzy October 16, 2009
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Mississippi mud trap

I fed Steve tacos to make sure we had a good Mississippi mud trap tonight
by VinnieXX September 07, 2022
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Mississippi Waterfall

A Mississipi Waterfall is the act of pissing on a relative
Mom smelt like piss for a week after my brother gave her a mississippi waterfall
by jeremy has no brain August 22, 2017
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Mississippi crater mudslide

When you fuck your sister while a midget licks shit out of your ass and your mom pumps her breast milk all over your sisters dry pussy
I gave my sis a Mississippi crater mudslide
by krillia June 30, 2021
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Mississippi Train Station

A game where a glow stick is inserted into the anus and a round of hide and seek is played while the "seeker" uses the light shining from his/her anus.
"Yo bros, anyone got a glow stick? I wanna play a dank ass round of Mississippi Train Station"
"No way man, that game gave me 20 hours of diarrhea!"
by sweatyfatphuck August 01, 2016
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