march madness 

the most wonderful time of year

Man, I can't wait until March Madness.

march madness by Chelt January 30, 2004

march 3rd 

BE YOU STUPID CRACKHEAD SELF CAUSE NOBODY CARES AT THIS POINT!

omg she is such a march 3rd!!!

march 3rd by bts rocks November 2, 2019

March 24 

a day where you go to sams club and poop in a diaper and let it fall and stain the floor

*at sams club*
Bailey: ew what is coming out of your diaper!
Lacey: it’s march 24th, poop duh
Bailey:oh yeahhhhh!

March 24 by Rock Fish November 6, 2019

March 23 

National suck your bestfriends neighbors dick day!

Hey girl! It’s March 23, you know what that means

March 23 by yoimboredlol October 13, 2019

March 2nd 

“Get me out of here” day

Me: Dude did you know that “get me out of here” day is next week?!
You: Do you mean March 2nd?
Me: Duh

March 2nd by Duh_itz_blah November 10, 2019

March 12 

March 12th is a real Nigga birthday March 12th is when everybody and they mama wanna turn up only Real Niggas got the birthday of March 12th everybody else is ass so if u got the birthday March 12th you is a real Nigga everybody that’s a Pisces in general is a real nigga

When yo birthday

Me*march 12th*
Word u a real nigga

March 12 by The bitch that took yo nigga November 20, 2019

March 2nd 

On March 2nd YOU have to hold ur crush’s hand. This day is amazing for single people who want to hold someone’s hand!

Person 1:hey
Person 2:hi
Person 1: It is march 2nd
Person 2: I get to hold my crush’s hand!

March 2nd by Maybe_a_tiktoker February 28, 2020