New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.

Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.

by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022

Plug mommy

That one friend that’s always the designated driver and takes care of everyone while they’re intoxicated. They often provide the substances as well.

Guy1: I thruww u p

Guy2: where the shit at

Garry: no worries, plug mommy got u <3

by Spicy nugget September 26, 2020

mommy alert

any emo/goth girl with fat tits

(guy 1)omg dude do you see that goth girl in hot topic
(guy 2) yeah dude mommy alert am i right

by [saturn] July 31, 2021

mommy

Slang for hot, attractive, or fine. Typically commented under a girls Insta/tiktok/snap posts.

girl: * posts insta photo*

The comments: mommy😫🥺❤️

by Chol3Effiel December 24, 2021

mommy

can be used to either scare off girls or compliment them.

boy: damn mommy got some thic milkers nom nom nom

girl : oo la la thanks papi ;) / wtf kys

by urmomsfave123 November 21, 2021

Mommies

Fans of the Your Mom's House podcast

The mommies love to fuck up garth brooks instagram and Facebook comments.

by Highandtight420 February 05, 2021

Mommy

the HOT lady that drank my cum

When she bounced on my throbbing penis I screamed "Mommy"

by Random kid that knows stuff February 07, 2022