July 5

People who are offended outshined by people born in July 4th but are actually the underdogs

God: they have a gift that can’t be noticed, birth them in July 5th

by Underfyinf September 28, 2020

25 july

you are a beautifully seasoned bitch and you should love yourself bc you're a summer girl

"25 july is your birthday? damn you must be a summery bitch"

by kraftybicth November 22, 2021

July 18th

national suck a dick day

when in doubt july 18th always helps the boys out

by thebaddestandrealest October 19, 2019

July 2nd

the day masochist daddy dilf was born.

Today is July 2nd lol daddy dilf was born today

by suga.is.bae August 4, 2021

July 24th

The day two very special people started dating and yes its you stinky ass munch

Oh look those people have been dating since "July 24th"

by Imjustinlovewiththisonegirl September 26, 2021

July 24

Drop kick your little sister day

Brother: “Ooh its July 24! Come here Hessa I get to slap you”

by Y0u3ef July 24, 2021

23 July

Girls who are born on this date are the sweetest person you will ever meet. She will always hug you when you feel down and try to make everyday as happy as it can be.

My gf borns on 23 July and she always takes care of me when I feel needed

by anonymous December 26, 2022