July 12

the day where you kick anybody who's name starts with a C and ends with an N

Today is July 12, I will show no hesitation.

by averycoolpersonahahaha December 02, 2020

July 5

People who are offended outshined by people born in July 4th but are actually the underdogs

God: they have a gift that can’t be noticed, birth them in July 5th

by Underfyinf September 29, 2020

25 july

you are a beautifully seasoned bitch and you should love yourself bc you're a summer girl

"25 july is your birthday? damn you must be a summery bitch"

by kraftybicth November 22, 2021

July 18th

national suck a dick day

when in doubt july 18th always helps the boys out

by thebaddestandrealest October 19, 2019

July 31

The smartest kids, to the dumbest. To the best kids!

“Whens your birthday?”

“July 31”

“Is that why you were smart then dumb?”

by Idkska January 20, 2022

july 20th

July 20th people may seem nice but they are physco, also swag tbh

"hey when are you born?"
"July 20th, why?"
"woah you are crazy but its cool" :)

by vibeyy September 14, 2021

July 11th

The day your partner sends you nude photos and soapy pics

On July 11th me and my girl got freaky!

by Ruton7807 July 12, 2021