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jock swagger

A gait caused by sore or stiff muscles following a work-out that make it difficult or uncomfortable to walk normally and comes off as cocky or arrogant. It is normally typified by stereotypical high school and collegiate athletes and gym bros, but can happen to anyone following physical exertion.
I'm so sore from all those squats we did for leg day yesterday I can't even walk, I think I have a bit of a jock swagger going on.
by ghcalico August 22, 2019
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Jocks

Jocks (noun) Jocks are Irish slang for underwear or “boxers
E.g “Stall on there Johnathon I’m after shitting me jocks”
by JahnomanExt December 12, 2020
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Jock

To both Jet and Rock at the same time. Used to leave a scene/place.
- Hey let's jock.
- Sounds good
by Jucktan Philips December 8, 2021
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Jock

To "jock" someone is to ride too closely, as in trying to have an uninvited closeness or association.
"That toy is trying to jock LOD graffiti crew as though he's a bomber someone that does illegal graffiti."
by Mr. Flashback August 9, 2013
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Jockey/Jock

A woman who takes advantage of a Simp. Simp maker. Entertains Simps for material things in return without actually doing anything for the Simp. The woman may have several Simps trying to win her over. But she doesn’t givaaa fuck about them.
He’s a Simp, he will do anything for me just for my attention.

Phhhhh why there so many damm Simps in my snap?

Who makes Simps? Jockeys. They ride yaaaa, till they reach their destination then hop off that

Jockey/Jocks- A woman who takes advantage of a Simp
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Rotters-Jock

When your jocks get right manky. Often described as an odd fungal growth.

Not lethal, but the smell.....
"Jaysus, he was out hiking for the weekend and came back with a baaaad case of Rotters-Jock."
by Beamish-Miester September 8, 2020
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Jock Polmer

A little British boy with a British accent who drinks very British tea while eating British biscuits like a British man.
Why is he eating like that?

Like what? Like a Jock Polmer?
by Not a JackousTheGreat 2.0 January 24, 2019
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