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Jewish Pizza

Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.
hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza
by Jewish Pizza for Jakes June 2, 2018
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Jewish mustard tag

Jewish mustard tag is a cultural jewish game, where you put mustard on your long sausage and tag children.
"me and uncle jew played jewish mustard tag"
by I <3 femboys April 17, 2025
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Jewish Beaner

some pbfie trans women that meat rides (they dont know its a man so they will get butt raped) she tried to jump over trumps wall but failed and cut off her dick
by BigBlackMenthateatseggs August 4, 2023
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jewish

1. An Insult, someone who is a ass can be called a jew, for any reason. To cheat someone out of something having the ideas that jews are stingy. Doing shitty things to people. Being shitty or petty doing knifing scandalous stuff. Can also be called a Jew.
Sally: He was an asshole for no reason.

Jan: Yeah that was pretty jewish

Sam: Ur a shitty friend, Dan. A fkg Jew
by Trixxy Crisp September 14, 2023
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Jewish Star

when someone 5 stars your boob
"When i was babysitting the damn kid jewish starred me!"
by lock-and-kee June 30, 2017
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Jewish Piano

Usually a till, used to describe or is a metaphor for stingy Jews
Hold on, let me pull out my Jewish Piano, Ka-Ching Ka-Ching Ka-Ching, go catch the coins!
by monkeydust1234 January 22, 2025
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jewish jew

Not concerning religion an insult often used to insult someone stemming from anti-Semitic backgrounds.
by Defining Things 12 November 21, 2016
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