jessica simpson

she is pretty, has a kind of nice voice, and acts dumb, but she has no ass, she fakes one by wearing butt pads

jessica simpson in the video these boots are made for walkin

by Sarah La'Shay December 29, 2005

sarah jessica parker

sjp is fuckin gid.
she doesn't look like a horse. and she isn't ugly.

sarah jessica parker looks like a horse.

no she doesn't you wank

by jzshirra February 14, 2009

Jessica Biel

A wanna-be actress that will degrade herself with countless famous guys(taking off her cloths screwing every famous guy she can) in order to further her career.

Jessica Biel is said to be jumpin justin timberlake does'nt she have a boyfriend though?

by juiice February 6, 2007

jessica

the BIGGEST sult you will ever know

guy1: woah is jessica even wearing any pants?
guy2: damn her ass looks like my grandmas...
girl1: such a fucking slut!

by ballinhard5 April 12, 2016

jessica

a bitch. a snake. someone you CANNOT TRUST. will steal your man because she is the worst.

"got backstabbed by a friend"
"what a fucking jessica"

by impettyasheck September 22, 2017

Jessica

Demonic ass

Don't be a jessica

by e wghfberndsadv3ewhjdn erc August 20, 2016

Saint Jessica

A sexy, arrogant bitch. One of the greatest leaders there is, but enjoys torturing and manipulating people for fun. Likes to go by the names of Saint Jessica the Lionheart or Saint Jessica the Malevolent.

Dude, she that hot chick over there? Thats Saint Jessica. Get your wallet out.

by Jessica Elizabeth February 16, 2008