When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.
Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.
by Rubba Slim December 14, 2008
Get the Skippy Johnsonmug. adjective;
a unique, also seen as "crazy", individual who presets comedic traits for his beloved audience.
a unique, also seen as "crazy", individual who presets comedic traits for his beloved audience.
by Yash himself July 28, 2021
Get the Johnson (Okorie)mug. A girl who plays with Littlest Pet Shops and tap dances in grocery stores. Doesn’t know how to tie shoes and doesn’t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs.
by NotVivian October 3, 2021
Get the Lisa Johnsonmug. Christian is by far the finest male at Bossier High School. He’s multi talented and good at anything he does. His rap name is “Muletti” and he’s the next big thing!
by NunButFax March 3, 2022
Get the Christian Johnsonmug. don't ft always on pause. resting bitch face . says she is "nice" but is the complete opposite. a freak and horny 24/7. super smart that it's annoying . scorpio ,pillow princess and very bottom energy.
by caca 247 March 14, 2020
Get the d'ettra johnsonmug. by MR.CUBEICE May 12, 2021
Get the Sebastian Johnsonmug. A horizontal bar made from a thin (4" diameter say) tree trunk mounted a couple of feet of the ground to sit on while defecating in the woods.
by Jpeno October 23, 2020
Get the Johnson barmug.