Man Gravy

The end product of a dude's failure to wipe his ass well enough. Remnant fecal matter is spread around between the ass cheeks creating a warm vegemite paste of shit that becomes too uncomfortable to ignore. Particularly bad on hot days or when exercising. Often leads to shit streaks in the underwear.

Dudes - wipe your ass. You shouldn't have to go back after an hour and to clean out the man gravy.

(While running) Fuck - I didn't wipe good enough and now I've got man gravy.

Girl to boy: Dude, no WAY an I going down there. I smell man gravy.

One dude to another, observing a fidgety dude: That guy must have some angry man gravy going on.

by Man Gravy March 19, 2014

biscuits and gravy

When having a poop which is not entirely solid, you are said to be giving birth to Biscuits and Gravy! You'll know when you look in the bowl and see good biscuit sized chunks floating amidst the luck warm gravy.

Honey, come on downstairs here!... Honey can you hear me! Come on down here, I'm whipping up a double-sized batch of biscuits and gravy! And they're a little runny just like you like them!!!

by 3beans March 9, 2004

gravy train

When a bunch of guys, preferably 10 or more, get ina line and ejaculate excessive amounts of cum onto a girls face one after the other

wow that sully chick is such a skank
i kno man, like20 dudes just came on her face
whaaat u mean they ran a gravy train?!?!

by jibbarousseau November 25, 2009

butthole gravy

when you are in the act of sharting or shart and a stick fecal substance comes out

hey man, i was on the can and some butthole gravy came out

by Frankmeister August 28, 2008

goodness gravy

is a flavorful gravy that you pour on dry dog food

Hey, Rover do you want your Goodness Gravy?

by megd44 October 23, 2015

gravy train

To get three strikes in a row during a bowling match. A takeoff of the well-known term "turkey" to describe getting three strikes in a row.

Sam said: "Three strikes baby! Who's riding the gravy train now?"

by Sticky Nicky April 18, 2004

Ass Gravy

Noun: liquid diarrhea

Verb: The act of shiting liquid diarrhea

Adj.: something so bad it it reminds you of liquid diarrhea

dude the bathroom smells cause there is Ass Gravy in the toilet

dude i just took a major Ass Gravy it smells so bad

dude that party was such Ass Gravy it sucked so much

by MDM31696 March 26, 2011