One's inalienable, universal right to shit wherever one pleases, whenever one feels the need. Shitter's rights are based on "nature's call" and thus cannot be withheld by any restaurant, coffee shop, hotel or other establishment who tries to claim that toilets are supposed to be for customers only.
Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Not to be confused with "squatter's rights," which is one's right to live somewhere that has been abandoned. Though one can surely claim both shitter's rights and squatter's rights simultaneously. After all, you have to squat to shit so you're already halfway there.
Did you see that woman at Tim Horton's who dropped her pants and took a dump right in the coffee shop then threw the crap at the cashier? She got denied toilet access so she claimed shitter's rights!
by Dr Crapper June 7, 2018
Get the Shitter's rightsmug. by Lucas L****K February 15, 2023
Get the Extremely Rightmug. by Deminslayer999 June 23, 2021
Get the Right endedmug. A common yet extremely useless callout used in communication reliant, multiplayer video games. Ex: COD, Apex, Fortnite, etc.
This phrase is mostly said during times of great stress, when the player is not able to use their words correctly and ends up blurting out useless noise to their teammates.
When used, the teammate of said player will have little to zero idea where their adversary is and will probably end up dead or extremely injured due to the mass confusion incited by their unstrung teammate.
It is recommended to not use this phrase even though it has become a bad habit to many casual and low-intelligence players. The consequence of this phrase is usually a heated and aggravated argument between teammates.
This phrase is mostly said during times of great stress, when the player is not able to use their words correctly and ends up blurting out useless noise to their teammates.
When used, the teammate of said player will have little to zero idea where their adversary is and will probably end up dead or extremely injured due to the mass confusion incited by their unstrung teammate.
It is recommended to not use this phrase even though it has become a bad habit to many casual and low-intelligence players. The consequence of this phrase is usually a heated and aggravated argument between teammates.
*Fighting* *Player1 goes down*
Player1: Bro he's one right there!
Player2: Right where?!
Player1: Right there! Can't you see!?!
*Both Players Die*
Player1: Dude, can you not see with your eyes or sum'? He was right there.
Player2: You could not be less specific with shitty ass callout. *In a mimicking voice* "Right there, right there, he's right there..." maaaan shut the fuck up with that bullllshit. How the actual fuck am I supposed to know where, 'right there' is!? Dude was upstairs in the bathroom dummy! Is that too hard to say?!
Player1: Sheesh bro chill...
Player1: Bro he's one right there!
Player2: Right where?!
Player1: Right there! Can't you see!?!
*Both Players Die*
Player1: Dude, can you not see with your eyes or sum'? He was right there.
Player2: You could not be less specific with shitty ass callout. *In a mimicking voice* "Right there, right there, he's right there..." maaaan shut the fuck up with that bullllshit. How the actual fuck am I supposed to know where, 'right there' is!? Dude was upstairs in the bathroom dummy! Is that too hard to say?!
Player1: Sheesh bro chill...
by jumboweener April 10, 2021
Get the He's Right Theremug. I whent to the store with my friend. He didnt know how to get there. He did a right leftie on the way there.
by Aaron johnson muffinmankiller October 8, 2022
Get the right leftiemug. "arse rights" refers to any incident where a person lays claim to a particular seat or space for sitting by calling arse rights. It is similar to calling "dibs" on a seat.
"That bean bag is looking very appealing to me right now. I better call arse rights before somebody else parks their arse on it."
As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"
Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."
As contained in the declaration of independence: "Everybody has intrinsic arse rights. That is, the right to claim a space for the purpose of sitting"
Caoimhe: "Is there anybody sitting here?"
Hugh: "Eh, no"
Caoimhe: "Ah sweet I call arse rights so. This seat is now mine."
by HDHighDefinition March 11, 2013
Get the Arse Rightsmug. A PC game created by Campfire Games focused around the american civil war during the maryland campain 1862
by C Jacobs December 4, 2018
Get the War of Rightsmug.