When probing the anal cavity of a whore with one’s schlong, you take it out to relube when you realize that there is shit on the tip of your dick. At this point, you realize you do not need the lube and stick that shit right back in her asshole and pink sock that bitch.
Marci finally let me fuck her up the ass last night. She gave me a Muddy Helmet, but I just kept pounding away.
by Jason’s Sister’s Ass December 11, 2020
Get the Muddy Helmet mug.An asexual display of male dominance, often involving alcohol and individuals compromised by overconsumption, requiring the symmetric positioning of one’s scrotum (left testicle-left eye socket/right testicle-right eye socket) and penis along the bridge of another’s nose. The orientation must be sufficient to give the appearance of The Late Roman ridge helmet (a combat helmet of Late Antiquity worn by soldiers of the Late Roman army).
This fraternity brother must be an accomplished history major given the exquisite Roman Helmet he just slapped on the dome of that young pledge.
by Raws Dye January 2, 2021
Get the Roman Helmet mug.My dad hated Helmet with a passion. I don’t know why so many people hate this band. I guess they don’t understand them.
This isn’t a band for singer-songwriter music. And the vocals don’t really intend to impress you. But it is more about the music.
This isn’t a band for singer-songwriter music. And the vocals don’t really intend to impress you. But it is more about the music.
by WorseThanHitler January 14, 2021
Get the Helmet mug.Basically, you laying there dead on the pavement with a white chalk outline of your dead carcass due to a large caliper weapon(like a .44) used to blow your brains out with one hollow tip. Leaving you lying there for everyone to see with your Helmet (slang obviously for head) Hung or Hanging in a Hung position.
Gangster #1 -"Holy Shit Blood, look at that dam cat over there chalked out in white!"
Gangster #2 "Oh shit, his helmet is def hangin! Yo, it must of been a "fo fo" for sho!" Now that's a Helmet Hang if I ever seen one!!!
Gangster #2 "Oh shit, his helmet is def hangin! Yo, it must of been a "fo fo" for sho!" Now that's a Helmet Hang if I ever seen one!!!
by WUGAMBINO January 29, 2022
Get the Helmet Hang mug.some retarded ass shit
by The gasser August 10, 2021
Get the helmet level activity mug.When a character has plot armor but only on their head. They can get stabbed, shoot, or even burnt but only on their body. Their head does NOT get hurt
"Whoa dude, Walter white from breaking bad totally has a plot helmet. Did you ever see him get hit in his head even once in the series??? i think not"
"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about"
"Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about"
by Silthom August 13, 2021
Get the Plot helmet mug.Adam ‘That girl over there, keeps trying to touch the inside of my leg’.
Jim ‘Yeah, she done that to me, too. I think she’s trying to touch my chode’.
Finn ‘she asked if she could gobble my pecker’.
Alfie ‘that girl is a full on helmet junkie. Look at the state of her knees, she looks like she’s been kneeling by the bins all night’
Jim ‘Yeah, she done that to me, too. I think she’s trying to touch my chode’.
Finn ‘she asked if she could gobble my pecker’.
Alfie ‘that girl is a full on helmet junkie. Look at the state of her knees, she looks like she’s been kneeling by the bins all night’
by MagicWanger June 9, 2021
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