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Rob : Shit bobby just flipped over the coffee table in the dark again!
Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!
Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!
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Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!
Bobby : OWWWW!
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