non-girlfriend

1) A girl who you are friends with either to eventually fall in love with or you have been friends for so long you cannot become boyfriend/girlfriend.
2) A girl who is your friend.
I would help you with that, but my non-girlfriend just sent me a text message.
by Mike September 08, 2006
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dead girlfriend

When you're having sex and your girlfriend is quiet. No moans or squeals or anything.
Dude, I was fucking her last night, and she was a total dead girlfriend.
by donutcat November 06, 2015
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Mad Girlfriend

Having a blister or wound on your dominant hand
“I did so many pull-ups today I shredded my hand and now I have a mad girlfriend. I guess I’ll be using the stranger later.”
by JFWodfather March 06, 2015
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Girlfriend-In-law

I just met the girl who is dating Nick, the same Nick that I am dating, she's my "Girlfriend-In-Law".
by Kitton Mittons May 31, 2020
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girlfriend menu

The salads and light foods at a restaurant (usually fast food) known for its unhealthy menu.
I'm on a diet, can we go somewhere that has a girlfriend menu?
by Madam Presiding July 30, 2015
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Denzel's girlfriend

ow look its Christy that must be Denzel's girlfriend
by lekkerechristy November 20, 2021
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