A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.
I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year
by Adzybayor August 15, 2023
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A straight male who unknowingly simps for another dude
Yo that Rice farmer guy simped for xBEASTINARYx but I found out xBEASTINARYx was a dude!
by ChaseMaximum October 30, 2020
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When a female put her hand down the front of her pants and wipes her vag and then smell that hand to check to see if her vag smells
by Letmynutsgo86 February 15, 2023
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Someone who looses so many times he has to ban his sky bet account
Farmer wall missed again I guess he’ll be in the wall next week
by Farmer wall June 19, 2023
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A human or being that’s from or is a landowning truck driving mullet having country being that is in a suburban neighborhood .
Tanner’s always working on his truck rather than going golfing with us. He’s farmer bread for sure
by weenygenie July 13, 2021
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