kaden edward jones

A dumbass that is a redneck

Look he's such a kaden edward jones

by Dadddddddddddddddddddy September 23, 2020

Edward Posh Hands

A game where 2 bros watch lesbian 69 porn and stick both their cocks into a massive condom, and a third bro jerks both cocks at the same time to make it fair, last to cum has to drink both loads.

Hey bro want to try Edward Posh Hands tonight?
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 18, 2020

Charlie Edward Crump

A absolute moron who sucks balls at six siege

You:Your so bad
Friend:No i dont
You:Your lbeing a Charlie Edward Crump

by A child of jesus christ June 28, 2020

Lane Edward Neil

The kind of guy who would intentionally crap himself, all for the entertainment of others.

"No its not that...." - Lane Edward Neil

by Bobby.bobby.bobby.shazzam March 03, 2019

David Edwards Special

Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.

Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?

He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!

by Urb_Dict January 07, 2023

king edward vii

Pure shit shack full of smack heads and people who ain’t going to get anywhere

“Woah look at him he’s not good”

“Yeah mate he went king Edward vii

by Slothlolz March 15, 2018

william edward schuster

This is someone who is always there for you. He will stay on the phone with you for hours, no matter what you say. Even though sometimes he gets annoying (not in a bad way), you will always love him. He is definitely the nicest, sweetest, most caring and protective MAN ever. Any girl he talks to would fall in love with him.

Wow, he is so sweet! He is totally a William Edward Schuster.

by Billy Lover.(: July 27, 2011