Small, orange weasel-like entity with little to no brain, a distinct odor and webbing between the toes. Usually resides in bogs, swamps, and other eutrophic or otherwise stagnant wetlands.
"The Larva-Donkey was seen snivelling in the deep putrid bog emitting distinct, high-pitched mating signals to the surrounding donkeys"
by J-Kat October 13, 2011
Get the Larva-Donkeymug. The male version of a camel toe, in this occasion the pants of a male person is stuck in the penis hole
Girl: Hi Thomas how was your bathroom break
Guy: oh my it was just so swell I'm glad I broke for the bathroom when I did
Girl: Ew!!! what the fuck is that Thomas, you have a Donkey Tooth
Guy: oh shit I do!!
Guy: oh my it was just so swell I'm glad I broke for the bathroom when I did
Girl: Ew!!! what the fuck is that Thomas, you have a Donkey Tooth
Guy: oh shit I do!!
by Poseidon May 24, 2016
Get the Donkey Toothmug. by Bong Donkey July 25, 2019
Get the Bong Donkeymug. A manly man who is completely gay but hides it well, usually found hanging out in bars preying on young fat men who are almost 5'9" that get too drunk to defend themselves sexually. This behavior is likely due to the Geldard syndrome.
A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.
A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.
Look at that Woof Donkey bastard Geldard hanging on little OCD Stevie over there. Probably going to dip him in flour and lick his jelly rolls. Squeal like a pig little Stevie!
by Chris's Frog October 30, 2019
Get the woof donkeymug. by Glasgowcory March 3, 2017
Get the Glasgow donkeymug. by goth coot September 24, 2020
Get the Major Donkeymug. A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.
by Tebsin September 19, 2010
Get the Ape Donkeymug.