Doctor Vetorkian

Veterinarian who moonlights making house calls to euthanize pets.

We wanted our dog put down in the comfort of his bed, surrounded by family, so I called Doctor Vetorkian.

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by Wizard of Odds February 6, 2025

auto-doctor

Slang term for a mechanic.

Charles had to take his dodge to the auto-doctor at least 3 times a year to get the transmission fixed until he finally bought a Toyota.

by I702Maverick93 July 5, 2016

Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Standard Fetal Medicine For A Monochromatic Pamper Fondle (Doctor): The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025

Doctor flake

Someome who has 8 years experience in flaking

Jacob knight is the perfect example of a Doctor flake

by Seadevil god August 5, 2018

Doctors Knowledge

Any correct thing you say. You say "that doctors knowledge"

I can gulp down a hard-boiled egg in one.

Friend: that's doctors knowledge

by Mx. Linguistics October 24, 2020

mouth doctor

someone who is exceptionally skilled in oral sex

your wife is a real mouth doctor

by mouth doctor May 10, 2019

Doctor who

Doctor who, otherwise known as a .2 of a gram.

Alright mate sort me a doctor who

by Big Jord April 25, 2020