dookie roots

Dreads, dreadlocks

Cheryl: did you see that?
Robin: yep - longest dookie roots ever

by Clearlyyomamma May 22, 2024

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A dookie

A dookie is a person who doesn’t take care of themselves, a person of low standard, broke, and ugly.

“Bro why are tryna fuck with her, she’s a dookie”

by Manna4kt April 23, 2024

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Nuclear dookie

A nuclear dookie is when you shit and it burns your poop shoot and also smells like rancid eggs and onions. It is a consequence of destroying a chipotle burrito or anything from taco bell, which is even worse.

Noah: ayo big nutty, I got us some taco bell, I know you be starving
Big nutty: Ah hell new, I had chipotle with hot sauce last night and I dropped a fucking nuclear dookie in the bathroom last night.

Noah: wait a fucking minute, so it was you who made the whole house smell like a fermented skunk last night? You are definitely not having any Taco Bell mf.

by KennyBroflovski January 01, 2024

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turbo dookies

Dookies that happen with such speed and frequency, that one could assume you are being controlled by someone who used the turbo button on their controller to keep the dookies going.

Gotta call in sick, between the dollar store burritos and taco bell, I got the turbo dookies.

by MohawkedWarrior February 06, 2022

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