Cottonous

When the cotton in your mouth is congruent with your speech

Ben seemed alright but he was clearly cottonous

by anonymous October 3, 2020

Cotton-Headed Ninny Muggins

A complete moron that can't do anything or hardly anything right.

Bud is one of the dumbest persons to have ever existed, he is a prime example of a cotton-headed ninny muggins.

by PhoenixGamer34 December 24, 2021

Cutting Cotton

When nipples become so erect that they're sharp enough to cut through the shirt covering them.

"It's so frigging cold I'm cutting cotton over here!"

by Carmella Mycrotchi September 25, 2012

Cotton Ceiling

A reality that delusional transwomen have to face: not everyone wants to fuck you, and you wanting to be a woman does not win over straight men or lesbians. Get over it for fuck’s sake.

It’s never transphobic to not want to date or sleep with trans people, and you shouldn’t let people tell you otherwise; even if it is, that doesn’t change the fact that no means no.

“Smash the Cotton Ceiling? Denying your womanhood? Zoey, that doesn’t change the fact I don’t like dicks.”

by Southern Twink June 30, 2024

georgia cotton box

when a girl gives you head while some chaw is on the tip of your penis.

Jilly gave me the best Georgia cotton box I've seen this side of the Appalachians.

by anxyhippo September 14, 2020

cotton cowboy

a western galore clothing store with lots and lots of love

i got some cute ass wranglers from the cotton cowboy

by cottoncowboy November 7, 2020

Cotton Candy Sunset

Receiving a blowjob while laying on beach with your toes buried in the sand.

“Remember that time Dan was getting a cotton candy sunset while his ribeye was cooking over open flame…?”

“May I please have a cotton candy sunset?”

“Do you think while kids are swimming in the ocean I can get a quick cotton candy sunset?”

by Danny Kneecaps September 16, 2022