cookie emoji

The cookie emoji is when someone wants to eat u out. Pretty much used by horny and perverted little boys.

Wow I really wanna eat that cookie emoji tonight

by Whattahotttttttie June 8, 2016

Hard Cocking

Being penetrated by a hard penis; having sex with a hard penis.

Last night, my boyfriend hard cocked me.
I hope he hard cocks me tonight.
I'm hard cocking her tonight.

by Morgette January 1, 2012

cookie monster

Somebody that always has a story that is beter than yours also known as a one-upper, they want the prize...and the prize is cookies

guy 1: yeah that same thing happened to me once only my car flipped 5 times not 2.
guy 2: o...did you want a cookie? you cookie monster

by BS4 October 19, 2007

cookie

the female genitalia, a nicer name for a pussy.

Her cookie was so nicely shaven, mmm mmm!

by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004

cum cookies

noun-jacking off into cookie dough and baking it crisp and then serving it to your in-laws.

Hey Dad! You love them cookies dont you?
"Sure do son!"
(Dough bags eating cum cookies mwwhahaha)

by Demented Fuck January 21, 2005

cookin

A series of dance stepps refering to preparing or eating food, usually associated with Lil B the Based God.

i be cookin like Justin Bieber.

by hurriCAIN April 13, 2011

cookie game

Choose a piece of food, e.g. a Chips Deluxe, that you and your male friends like to eat. Then you and your buddies form a tight circle around the food item and proceed to fervently jerk off all over it. Last one to get their jizz on the cookie has to eat it.

I'll bet they play the cookie game in the Oval Office and that Rumsfield is on a losing streak.

by p0wntn00b June 10, 2003