guild classic

The act of acting like a sandmonkey doing following day to day activities:
- touching the genitalia of the opposite gender without consent
- secretly sticking your erect Corpus spongiosum up the opening of the rectum to the outside of your homies body
- filming the opposite genders gluteus maximus
- kissing your homies
- being charming
- asking girls if they are as perverted as you are
- non-consetualy touching Femella mammary gland

I am guild classic
I was classical
I am guild

by tiggamigga March 20, 2024

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The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

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The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.

“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”

by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

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Hunter ross classic

When hunter ross from drumlin heights violently shits in your bed sheets then wraps it up like a present and puts it in the washing machine with all of the white clothes.

He just did the Hunter classic to me, what a legend. The hunter classic is when you shit in your bed sheets then wraps it up like a present and puts it in the washing machine with all of the white clothes. Hunter ross classic.

by Hunterisepic February 05, 2022

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