When you use your hands to touch another person sexually after they are sleeping. Or when you use your hands to touch someone sexually for the first time.
by NickM808 September 18, 2017
Get the Christopher Columbusingmug. Christopher is PERFECT in every way! He is a great cook! He is also a handy man that can do it all even when he isn't feeling well. Christopher is the most amazing father figure to his own children and to children you may have. He is a wonderful family man and the best friend you could ever ask for. Christopher is the most genuine man you will ever meet! He compliments you and sincerely means it. The most handsome man on earth! When he talks to you it gives you butterflies in your stomach that you will never want to fade away. Christopher is very passionate and absolutely AMAZING in bed, the BEST you will EVER have! He loves the booty, amazing kisser, and his hands work magic! Even just snuggling with him is such a wonderful feeling that makes you feel so complete. Christopher loves to talk a lot, but always stops when he talks to you to give you sweet kisses! He even gives you forehead kisses, such a gentleman! He is so loveable with such a great sense of humor, always putting a smile on your face and making you laugh. If you ever meet a Christopher, treat him like the King that he is and NEVER let him go because that is a once in a life time opportunity. You will NEVER find anyone like CHRISTOPHER! Christopher is another word for soul mate, but beware because love at first sight WILL occur! Christopher is a rare find, a permanent keeper of the heart. There is no moving on from a Christopher.
ILY Christopher! You are, and always will be, my EVERYTHING! Friends Forever <3 xo
ILY Christopher! You are, and always will be, my EVERYTHING! Friends Forever <3 xo
by @FriendsForever November 24, 2021
Get the Christophermug. A Christopher is amazing cute and handsome they can get shy but not a lot Christopher is a keeper thy will stand by your side no matter what a Christopher is drop dead sexy they are amazing and loving caring and will make you happy a Christopher has a cute smile and a cute laugh they will stay with you forever and ever and Gives you you good pleasures I recommend to find a Christopher because the one I have is amazing and he gives me butterflies when he talks to me and they are charming
Christopher is charming
by Ndjdjsowpwpw May 31, 2019
Get the Christophermug. Yes, hello there Christopher, hi! 🖐 Yes that's exactly where I'm from. And no, it's not a little of both. You know I hang around you work-salesmen infotainment self-help guys so I doubt it's very hard for you to assume that the algorithm will bring me to you and it takes very little effort for you to seed a couple of those in every episode and assume I'll catch a clip.
Hym "Why yes, Christopher. I do relate to that. So glad to have you as a fan! What's your favorite part? Is it the child-murder or is it the blasphemy? Little of both? Came for the child-murder and stayed for the blasphemy? Is it the underlying meta-narrative? Most people like the underlying meta-narrative. Like like to make derivative shows and what not... But that's ok. And that's fine. You don't have to say my name. I will insult you and everything you belive and PROBABLY your children until you change your mind. So... Try not not to have ugly kids or something, m'kay? Makes it too easy. Welp... I don't have anything else for now... So, yeah..."
by Hym Iam October 3, 2023
Get the Christophermug. Christopher James Dent is a very mean boy. He’s always ruining Briars Rose’s day. He also very slow and can’t quite comprehend simple instructions. Make sure you stay at least 12 feet from Christopher James Dent!
by Briar January 19, 2023
Get the Christopher James dentmug. The nicest guy in the world. He slowly keeps into your heart and warms your soul with the gentlest of ease until you feel like you never want to let go. He catches you by surprise with kisses in elevators and nights with the soundest of sleep. When trying to leave the bed he can pull you back with just the simplest of glances... yes, he is a keeper.
A Christopher is Lance Armstrong, Peter Vanderkaay and Steve Prefontaine all rolled up into one.... just YES!!
by chrisjamesjr March 11, 2023
Get the christophermug. Anyone named Christopher is un tremendo come pinga. This guy will literally come to your house, eat all your food and have sex with both of your parents. Do not trust this person, he eats all the party croquetas before anyone else gets some at the quices. At first he seems like a great person but then bro... lo que te espera. He is the type of person that puts his windows down in 100 degree weather for everyone to listen to the ultra fest blasting in his car. So over all he is the person you want for a friend, because you are probably the same way.
by cbstill November 22, 2021
Get the Christophermug.