Christopher SoFat

This mf breaks the Richter Scale with every step. The only test he's ever passed has been the body mass index, scoring a 97. Good thing no women knows of his existence to get him off of discord. In the streets of discord his nickname is "Cheeseball" because that's what he currently is eating (what a fat fuck). We try not to joke around with him too much because he has autism, yet he still says the n word in chat. He's called his sister hot, what else do we describe this whale of a human, but at least a whale is over 5 ft. tall.
Person 1: What's it called when your stomach hangs over your penis?
Person 2: A Christopher SoFat
by ChristopherIsObese101 November 21, 2022
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Christopher I

He likes to suck toes 20 times a day. He has an only fans where he sells toe picks for $5 a pop. Don’t be fooled by his Pube mustache that he shaves only a couple times a month.
Christopher I likes to suck toes and sells them on toehub
by Dilflover134246 November 22, 2021
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christopher jarod

A basic white boy with special needs a lot of money and is a mamas boy, a good friend at times , acts gay but likes pussy, and is a hipocrite at times
Boy: Christopher Jarod is such a coon

Girl: omg I love him he is my bgf
by alexxa3245 May 05, 2017
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Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?
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Dirty Christopher

When you staple your balls to a Christmas tree in an old folk’s home and shout “CHRISTMAS IS COMING” every 25 minutes

Named after the legendary Christopher Forde
“Did you hear he did a Dirty Christopher last night?”
by fhddhffjdfh November 20, 2024
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'Dirty Christopher'

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard
"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."
by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024
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