discribity cap

See what'd happen was yous was drunk and wanted to ride out waterskiing style on two discount alligators, much to the delight of all my lady fans, to the wa-ho. I told you ima rip out your distributor cap so you can't drive there. you told me. I ain't got no gotdamn discribity cap.

I ain't got no gotdamn discribity cap

by Willie T. November 01, 2003

Going Caps

The act of typing words or sentences in all capital letters to express anger or frustration.

Dude, I realize you're upset that McDonald's gave you fries instead of pie, but it's nothing to go caps over.

Calm down Fred, you're going caps on me.

by Alapanamo March 24, 2008

Tap the cap

The process of tapping your toe against someone else's knee cap in the intent to turn them on.

Hey sexy, can I tap the cap?

by CooganmerINC June 24, 2017

cap the well

To finish one's drink

Jeff, you ready to head to the next bar?

One minute, let me cap the well.

by plusplus July 23, 2010

Douche cap

Referring to the popular practice of photoshoping a side ways hat on an individual/animal/thing that's being a "douche bag" as seen in memes. Is a way of branding someone or something as a douche.

"Stay away from that guy, he wears a douche cap."

by shadded June 25, 2013

cap-map

In electronics; a diagram (sometimes hand drawn) to assist in locating and verifying the polarity of electrolytic capacitors and other electronic components.

Q: Did you draw a CAP-MAP before you removed all those capacitors?
A: Nope!
Response: Good luck getting the new ones installed correctly!

by T.S. Elmore February 17, 2011

hub caps

The word "hub" can be abbreviated to "huge ugly bumps" which are found on a woman's areola plus the word "caps" can relate to the little black circles that some women have decorated around the areola because they look like bullet holes.

Guy 1: Man, you see those circles around her areola? Look at the bumps too!
Guy 2: Yeah, she got hub caps.

by Edefiner February 03, 2015