Coochie paranoia

When you creeping with someone on the low and you think everyone in the circle knows about your coochie.

Person 1: I just so and so’s friend you think he knows about us??
Person 2: NAH
Person 1: you sure? He lookin hella hard
Person 2: Girl you’re just suffering from coochie paranoia.

by The problem_solver May 4, 2018

Punani potato Coochie

A female’s Coochie looks like a gaping potato coming out of the whales blow hole 🕳 also the taste of the Puunani potato Coochie taste like anime fries.

Her call Punani potato Coochie was so delectable and tasty.

by YBN Ja’von January 26, 2021

Coochie Maine

A Hairy Genital region for females

"I wanna see your coochie maine"

by cock butler March 29, 2019

Coochie Mocha

Coochie Mocha

Noun.
When a girl goes to take a piss after being fucked to hell by her significant other, but the sex was so similar to rape that it caused blood to draw and coagulate instantly, becoming a dark brown fluid that tastes similar to mocha.

Girl: Hey babe, come here and have a taste of my Coochie Mocha

by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019

Good Greatness Gooshie Coochi

To describe a munchkin.

Kyle Su is a Good Greatness Gooshie Coochi

by bo the foot 12 August 1, 2025

coochie chafers

(n.) When a girl with no standards wears extra short shorts that literally stop at your vagina. And although girls don't show it in their face, when they walk the tightness of those shorts causes friction when they walk. (Side effects: friction that leads to chaffing and eventually camel toe.)

Damn! Look at the jawn with the coochie chafers on!

by nbtsinger September 19, 2012

Coochie Scarabs

Deadly STD only the most cursed whores get.

"Damn dude dont mess with Laqueesha, I heard she gots a case a dem coochie scarabs"

by Jamie Coool August 4, 2008