Hybrid Coochie

1. A nice ass coochie, sex with a hybrid coochie is comparable to stepping into a freshly bought Tesla. Great for the environment, and smells like new.

2. A synonym for bootyhole
1. Ex. Yo I heard Dave slid into Angelas hybrid coochie last night, he said she oxy cleaned it.

2. Ex. Charles put it in her hybrid coochie last night! This time is didn't smell like dish soap!
by Jyan The Prophet September 01, 2020
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Coochie Cannibal

A slang term for a female homosexual or ‘lesbian’.
“Wow I sure do hate them coochie cannibals!”
by Ohhhhjeez November 18, 2019
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Coochie Braiders

Coochie braiders refers to a whiny bitch who cries about everything
Mariah was tired of all the coochie braiders in her comment section. they were banned.
by alycat3120 November 16, 2023
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Coochie diaper

Slang for slang for pad
I just got my period can you grab me a Coochie diaper
by Dempster January 17, 2022
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Coochie Demise

I walked in there and immediately smelled that coochie demise.
by Sleepingdoggg June 20, 2024
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Coochie Floss

Dang she Got Coochie Floss right there!
by abelia04 July 23, 2018
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Coochie connoisseur

A man or pick me girl who believes they know the ins and outs of vaginas. Pick me girl: a girl whose sole purpose is to attract the attention of men; she’d do absolutely anything. All of her attempts usually come off cringy because she bashes other women to uplift herself .

Coochie connoisseur: Men will tell you how your vagina is supposed to look, feel, and smell. If it doesn’t live up to their unrealistic, never-seen-one expectations then they’ll bash it. These men decided whose coochie is good and whose isn’t based off of porn; they can literally have medical doctors in their face, telling them that their dream-coochie is unrealistic and they’ll ignore it and chalk it up to 2022 liberal softies.
Girl: did you see Brad’s TikTok ?
Girl 2: sadly, I did. He’s such a coochie connoisseur.

Girl: I know; as long as it’s clean, other men will eat it.

Girl 2: exactly !! That’s how I know he’s never seen a real pussy; only pornos for that misogynist.
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