Caleb Arthur Booth

The most spazmodial being in the known universe. Extremely hostile when approached and will spit meaningless gibberish at you if you get too close. A Caleb can often be seen with it's hands in it's pockets standing underneath a tree smiling it's dumb bucktoothed smile. Not to be confused with a "nerd", a Caleb will get extremely triggered at this and would immediately rant on how it is not a "nerd" and most likely attack you with it's spaghetti arms. Famous for not being good at anything other than talking really fast, Calebs have been observed to get extremely jealous around people who are so much more clearly better than it is.

My good sir you are behaving in a particularly Caleb Arthur Booth-ly fashion tonight.

by An extremely concerned adult November 23, 2018

Caleb

dumb gay boy that will hurt ur heart 🥳

Person 1: Is that Caleb?
Person 2: 🙄 Yeah he's the one that heart MY FRICKING HEART ONE TIME

by SoyCharger234 October 20, 2019

caleb

a fucking cunt with a small dick

'hi, my name is caleb!'
'gtfo u ass'
'sorry'
' u better be, ur a fucking cunt with a small dick'

by catdognofriends April 6, 2022

Caleb

Always good looking, can rizz girls up and makes them jizz. Always matches with Eila

Caleb is hott

by TP61 July 31, 2022

caleb perez

Caleb perez is that nigga that has rizz.

Dude:How much rizz u got?

Me:Caleb perez

Dude:Oh shii

by Caleb perez May 8, 2024

Caleb

A player. Flirts with literally every girl he comes across. Self-absorbed. Always concerned with his reputation. If you get in the way of his reputation, watch out. He's a pro at sweet talking and charming himself out of things. A lot of girls have crushed on him, but he just leads them on :D. Be careful when you come into contact with a Caleb. He's a waste of time.

On the bright side, he cares for his family.

Random girl 1: oooo, he's cute!
Random girl 2: I know right! I've liked him for 10 months now!
*Caleb holding hands with one of his many girlfriend's*
Random girl 1: I wish he didn't like her
Random girl 2: Don't worry; he told me that he doesn't actually like her
*Caleb turns around, sees them staring at him and flips his hair with a smirk*

by jesus.tap.dancing.christ December 12, 2021

Caleb Hartsoe

The gayest male ( I assume ) alive.

You’re sure a Caleb Hartsoe

by JesusChristOurSavior February 11, 2024