alan the pro
by panda911lol June 1, 2017
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Get the Alana mug.Rides horses and small children for a living, shorter than average, pretends to hate people but secretly fantasizes about them when shes alone, repulsive body shape similar to an ape. Abnormally large feet. Loves small yappy dogs whose tounges don't fit in their mouth. Has participated in the French revolution, Viva la France!!!
by weejams December 9, 2018
Get the Alanna mug.name given to a sexy ass biatch...usually male accompained by a fine ass girlfriend. this male comes from a mixture of irish /mexican heritage. Also a sexual position when the male is sitting on an ironing board while the female performs a oral sex.
by Jon Tucker February 2, 2007
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She is a hoe. Don't ever fall for her good looks because she will only break your heart. She makes a great friend though.
Did you hear that Alani broke up with her new boyfriend already. Thats the 4th one this school year. Where only 2 months in. Wow what a hoe.
by Hizyz October 22, 2018
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