A '''boofed out anus''' is the result that occurs over time while practicing a lifetime of continuous anal cavity and sphincter elasticity abuse caused by birth control methods such as anal sex and extereme prostate fisting to avoid unwanted pregnancy. A boofed out anus often makes and act of flatulence into a zephyr-like wisp of air that normal sphincters would produces as farts due to the gaping nature of the anal cavity. There are multiple surgeries costing insane amounts of money in order to reconstruct the anus in order to rewind the effects of anal boofing but not many surgeries have been succesful or produced any natural looking results. People with boofed out anus syndrome also suffer from ogre like cankles and low levels of intelligence.
by suckiteasy August 8, 2014
Get the Boofed out anusmug. Gays; those men we're all supposed to love, despite all privately finding their behaviour disgusting.
by IanChode October 5, 2008
Get the Knights of the round anusmug. A menstrual-like bleeding from the anus, whilst the anus-bleeder is ecstatic about it. Any gender can have their anus bleed.
by Carliann October 12, 2007
Get the My anus is bleedingmug. Fag: "I really miss musical theatre. I think I'm going to go to the opening night of the new musical in town."
Me: "Whatever tickles your anus, man. Just leave me out of it."
Me: "Whatever tickles your anus, man. Just leave me out of it."
by Abo's Keepin' it treal August 12, 2008
Get the tickles your anusmug. The burning feeling the anus receives after a piece of poop that is wide enough to stretch the anus. The feeling can evoke arousal and discomfort, the butt cheeks of a weaker willed person may need to be raised
by D-Cent the Decadant October 2, 2011
Get the Anus After Burnmug. When somebody is taking a nap outdoors naked, anus exposed in a relaxed (slightly open) state then a fly comes along and lands in their anus, causing it to reflexively close. Trapping the fly inside.
"I couldn't figure out why my butt itched so much after camping yesterday , after a bit of finger digging I found out that I am part anus fly trap!"
by Pyravia April 21, 2018
Get the Anus Fly Trapmug. An exclamation when someone says something and younhave no clue how to reply. Mostly used in kik chats with the intention of annoying someone.
by Personthatisaperson April 19, 2018
Get the bitch anus blacmmug.