anal bush

The overgrown swatch of pubic hair that grows all over and around a woman's anus whilst she is preggers.

My baby mama was relatively unreceptive to anal after she shaved her anal bush and nicked her pimply pregger skin several times.

by Don Juan de la nuche.99 May 19, 2014

Anal Anthrax

A fart so vile, so disgusting, it can be considered a biological weapon.

Tom released anal anthrax on the bus causing the bus driver to evacuate and quarantine the bus.

by SkankBerry July 24, 2016

anal pong

the act of two people being asshole to asshole and passing sex toys without the use of hands, usually but not limited to vibrating bullets

"C'mon baby, we're playing some anal pong tonight and I'm gonna be the winner."

by Phineas Q August 28, 2008

anal astronomer

One who devotes their time to gazing longingly into and studying the physics of an anus.

An anal astronomer is a highly respected member of the scientific community.

by El Doucho Loco August 18, 2018

Anal beheading

When someone's neck is slit and head is then stuck up someone's rectum and then their neck is twisted while in the rectum causing the head to fall off

Dude 1: did you see that movie with the anal beheading
Dude 2: yeah I like the part when they slit his throat

by Thegreatwhitebeannie February 23, 2017

Anal Fiend

A male/female that is just strait up obsessed with booty holes.

“That dude Armani keeps talkin bout eatin ass man.”
“Yeah, dude is a anal fiend.”

by ShaneDiesel6969 February 14, 2018

anal wreck

1.) To completely annihilate one's rear
2.) To be rid of the pleasure to sit down

I fell on a potato in the shower ending in a bloody anal wreckage.
I have been eating taco bell for 4 straight days now i am anal wrecked.

by ReZuRrEcT September 1, 2014