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anal pong

the act of two people being asshole to asshole and passing sex toys without the use of hands, usually but not limited to vibrating bullets
"C'mon baby, we're playing some anal pong tonight and I'm gonna be the winner."
by Phineas Q August 28, 2008
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anal awareness

Expression used to indicate a gay male who feels ready for a complete sexual intercourse.
He only gave me oral sex 'cause he's still not anal aware.

I reached my anal awareness with this guy from Baltimora.

Don't worry about your anal awareness, take all the time you need.
by supersantos July 17, 2015
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anal pretzel

- A sexual position in which the two parters wrap their legs around each other so that both faces are facing the anus of the other partner.
-Dude! Zoe is such a freak, she asked me to do the anal pretzel last night.
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anal bush

The overgrown swatch of pubic hair that grows all over and around a woman's anus whilst she is preggers.
My baby mama was relatively unreceptive to anal after she shaved her anal bush and nicked her pimply pregger skin several times.
by Don Juan de la nuche.99 May 19, 2014
mugGet the anal bushmug.

Anal Anthrax

A fart so vile, so disgusting, it can be considered a biological weapon.
Tom released anal anthrax on the bus causing the bus driver to evacuate and quarantine the bus.
by SkankBerry July 24, 2016
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anal pregnant

when a stupid person believes that woman can get pregnant from anal
idiot: did you know woman can get pregnant from anal
everyone else: no they cant
idiot: yes they can I will search it up on the internet
Internet: anal pregnant isn't a thing you stupid idiot
by Giga_chad June 28, 2022
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anal crabs

Crabs located in the anal area.
Paris Hilton is the epitome of anal crabs.
by Riot/Kdizzie March 8, 2009
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