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Anal Specks

Specks of skin from the anus, or specks of poop. (Poopy Specks)
"Dude, wipe your butt you have Anal Specks!"
by CarterSmith September 13, 2023
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Anal Poxon

The act of 6 or more different people each taking a shit in the same toilet, thus creating a revolting cocktail of excrement that will block the toilet and causing a pungent smell that will linger for an extended period of time.
A perfectly executed Anal Poxon will result in the waterline inside the bowl to be non-existent, making it harder for the waste to be flushed.
"Last night my toilet was anal poxoned so hard, it took me an hour to unblock it!"
"That smells disgusting, almost as bad as an anal poxon!"
by bottletops March 1, 2014
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anal genocide

Its what you do when you get a new kinky girlfriend/boyfriend who is looking for total anal destruction.
by Anal genocide. April 7, 2014
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anal firecracker

The action of inserting a firecracker into ones anus for sexual thrill
Me and Pat performed the action of the anal firecracker and had sex to see who could finish before it blew up
by Muffinlover69 February 19, 2017
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Anal fibrillation

a high anxiety state produced in response to not knowing what the hell is going on; the fibrillating (i.e., quivering) of the rectal muscle that generally precedes sudden loss of sphincter control. Risk increases with higher level positions on company organizational chart.
The VP went into anal fibrillation when the government auditors showed up at the same time as the 60 Minutes crew.
by Maygmom October 30, 2011
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Anal bonsai

When a woman is on the floor bear ass naked. And a man jumps off the bed also naked down onto and into the woman while screaming bonsai
Oh yeah me and Patricia are going to try anal bonsai tonight
by Freakydude97 January 8, 2021
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Anal Clapathon

Going into a Chemistry exam thinking you know the material fairly well, but then you end up getting Anally Clapped until your cheeks bleed.
Friend: How did your Chem exam go that you studied all night for?

You: Yo that was an absolute Anal Clapathon. My cheeks are bleeding!
by lickmytaint2021 November 20, 2018
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