Anal Pubititis

The condition when there is an extreme amount of hair in and around the anus.

I was total 69ing Jen when I took notice to her anal pubititis

by thedishmaster94 April 30, 2010

anal crabs

Crabs located in the anal area.

Paris Hilton is the epitome of anal crabs.

by Riot/Kdizzie March 8, 2009

anal pong

the act of two people being asshole to asshole and passing sex toys without the use of hands, usually but not limited to vibrating bullets

"C'mon baby, we're playing some anal pong tonight and I'm gonna be the winner."

by Phineas Q August 28, 2008

anal fraud

1
a : deceit, tease, trickery; specifically : intentional perversion of a sexual promise in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right
b : an act of deceiving or misrepresenting the promise of anal sex

2
a : the act of destroying the anal cavity of a woman.

She was found guilty of anal fraud.

guy1: "Dude my girl said I can get anal if I take her to the movies but she still didnt give it up."
guy2: "Thats anal fraud."

dude1: "Man I fucked the shit out of this broads asshole."
dude2: "Thats anal fraud"

by rampage eddie June 3, 2013

Anal Poxon

The act of 6 or more different people each taking a shit in the same toilet, thus creating a revolting cocktail of excrement that will block the toilet and causing a pungent smell that will linger for an extended period of time.
A perfectly executed Anal Poxon will result in the waterline inside the bowl to be non-existent, making it harder for the waste to be flushed.

"Last night my toilet was anal poxoned so hard, it took me an hour to unblock it!"
"That smells disgusting, almost as bad as an anal poxon!"

by bottletops March 1, 2014

anal genocide

Its what you do when you get a new kinky girlfriend/boyfriend who is looking for total anal destruction.

I love anal genocide

by Anal genocide. April 7, 2014

anal bush

The overgrown swatch of pubic hair that grows all over and around a woman's anus whilst she is preggers.

My baby mama was relatively unreceptive to anal after she shaved her anal bush and nicked her pimply pregger skin several times.

by Don Juan de la nuche.99 May 19, 2014