anal awareness

Expression used to indicate a gay male who feels ready for a complete sexual intercourse.

He only gave me oral sex 'cause he's still not anal aware.

I reached my anal awareness with this guy from Baltimora.

Don't worry about your anal awareness, take all the time you need.

by supersantos July 03, 2015

Anal Clapathon

Going into a Chemistry exam thinking you know the material fairly well, but then you end up getting Anally Clapped until your cheeks bleed.

Friend: How did your Chem exam go that you studied all night for?

You: Yo that was an absolute Anal Clapathon. My cheeks are bleeding!

by lickmytaint2021 November 20, 2018

anal beans

The act of putting mexican beans in ones asshole.

Wow time those are some large anal beans

by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 04, 2016

anal genocide

Its what you do when you get a new kinky girlfriend/boyfriend who is looking for total anal destruction.

I love anal genocide

by Anal genocide. March 07, 2014

anal sprinkler

Anal Sprinkler - when have anal sex, and you pull out and your jizz sprinkles everywhere.

"Dude, last night we screwed and let me tell you, it was a real anal sprinkler!"

by Hamanda September 22, 2013

Anal Spittoon

To blow a man, then spit his own cum into his asshole to be used as lube to fuck him.

Bob did an Anal Spittoon to spit Matt’s own cum up his ass to give him the fuck of his life.

by BeObie January 22, 2019

Anal fibrillation

a high anxiety state produced in response to not knowing what the hell is going on; the fibrillating (i.e., quivering) of the rectal muscle that generally precedes sudden loss of sphincter control. Risk increases with higher level positions on company organizational chart.

The VP went into anal fibrillation when the government auditors showed up at the same time as the 60 Minutes crew.

by Maygmom May 31, 2011