my player

An unattached girl's supposed booty call for the evening. Typically used to spurn unwanted advances from other guys.

Nice talking to ya, but I gotta go meet up with my player.

by dlmkr January 1, 2022

cool player

not really caring, changing subject out of disregard. When your not impressed with someone telling you somehting but you got to say something anyway.

Ex.1
Guy1-'dood I just got this sweet CD!!' Guy2- 'cool player'

Ex.2
Guy1-'hey, i fucked your sister last nite'
Guy2-'cool player'

by Vinny_Luv May 6, 2005

Fortnite player

A virgin that plays Fortnite all day more than 4 times a week.

The Fortnite player is not loved by there parents.

by JesusChristalmighty20 August 21, 2020

Players card

An invisible card you have when you are single and dating. You have this card until marriage. Even when in relationship, the card is only on reserve.

Oh girl he’s getting married next week, that players card is getting turned in.

Girl let me place my card on hold because that’s about to be my boyfriend!

Oh hunnty my players card been cut up! I’m married now!

by Green goddess August 15, 2018

Fortnite Player

A pussy bitch whose parents dont let them play CoD or R6 these children are brain fucked and pussy little bitches danger level 0/10

Hey! See that little pussy bitch fortnite player over there lets fuck him up then throat fuck his mum :)

by nigggggerrrrrpusssy August 12, 2020

Create a Player

When someone is acting unoriginal; or bland. The term is derived from the "create a player/character" option that is found in many popular video games such as Madden 12. In this sense, a "create a player" is a person that acting as if they this generic template for a customizable character in a video game.
Ah I can't go to the mall, there are many create a players there.

Man, I can’t go to the mall! There are too many create a players there!

by PerezFan01 April 28, 2021

bassoon player

One of the brave people who decided that playing an instrument,that looks like a tree trunk and sounds like a duck, would be a good idea.
However they also happen to be the funniest, and most crazy people you'll meet. Also they are pretty weird... Just saying.

Hey look over there at that bassoon player, why aren't they playing?

Oh, I see its because they are going around the room with their reeds quacking at people.

by Ba-soon-you-will-see September 5, 2016