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Sitting on the computer for an hour

what dad's say you have been doing when it really has been one minute
Me: I am going to play the computer
Mom: okay
Dad: *gets home from work
also dad: *instantly yells swears at me about how i have been sitting on the computer for an hour until I cry.
by Dramat1c November 2, 2020
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sitting glove

The act of placing ones penis under the ass of the person sotting
I gave your mom a sitting glove last night
by Gdbni November 7, 2011
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sitting cuck

A cuck sitting on his wife's second boyfriend's big dick that just came in her 2 mins ago, all the while watching as his wife's first boyfriend fucks her.
BF1: Timmy is the sitting cuck type. He doesn't just love the humiliation of his wife's ravishment by a stud, but adores absorbing the cocktail of the stud's semen and her pussy juice through his rectum. Mmm that last time...
BF2: Yeah, too bad he got shot by his hunter father who came down to the basement at that very moment thinking his daughter in law's pussy sounds were duck calls.
by Tzotzko from Filipovtzi February 8, 2021
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pug sit

Process of baby sitting a pug or group of pugs for a crazy pug lady.
Can someone please pug sit for me while I'm away?
by TheMan1315 February 25, 2017
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web-sit

sitting on the toilet while also sitting on the web
kathy: whatcha been doing in the water closet for so long?

betty: oh ya know, just my daily web-sit
by pass the holy water December 7, 2017
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Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner
Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger
by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016
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