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Doctors

Nah you get the fuck right out of here because you are going to black bag my ass if it isn't public.
Hym "Yeah, no doctors until after. And you see how bad these motherfuckers want to do a Jesus to me? Is it because by rivaling God I have tainted their from now until the end of time?"

Doctors "You won't be-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "You won't be rememb-"

Hym "It'll still be there though."

Doctors "Yo-"

Hym "Yeah, it'll still be there though. I think we all needed this a little bit. A rousing round of blasphemy! Several even! We should make it a holiday or something. And then we could say: 'Every day is blasphemy day.' Right?"
by Hym Iam July 11, 2025
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Doctor

a) the profession your parents wanted you to go into when they found out you went into $150,000 worth of debt to get into art school
b) the title that parents had of a dead child claim they “could have earned if they had the chance”
c) Bernie Sanders’ worst enemy
a) You had to break our hearts like this? You could have been a doctor!
b) He could have been a doctor if the drunk driver hadn’t hit him! Why, God?!?!
c) “You people are the problem plaguing this country! How dare you charge the middle class these prices!”
“That’s nice, Mr. Sanders. Now, please bend over and cough for me.”
by KingOfTheShortBus March 25, 2023
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talk doctorate to me

Slang term used when guys like highly intelligent girls and hear their conversations. Young men that use this term use this as a substitute for "Talk dirty to me", because it is more respectful and overall classier, and compliments the woman on her intelligence and achievements in obtaining her PhD in the field of her choice. Same for the opposite sex.
Guys be like: "Talk doctorate to me, woman."
by BabydollDame22 January 3, 2017
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doctor geebshoes

Doctor Geebshoes is a common figure in Norse literature. A folk hero to many, Doctor Geebshoes embodies kindness and mindfulness, and his work as a pediatrician is not to be ignored.
Armed with a poland spring bottle and a 5/16 socket, Doctor Geebshoes brought peace and harmony to Norway
by Bike Carroll March 14, 2021
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Doctor Degen

A pure degenerate at heart who leads the masses of Elon Musk followers to developing gambling addictions and Doctape usage.
He Yolo'd his entire life savings on Dogecoin? What a Doctor Degen!
by Indigo93 February 20, 2021
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Doctor Spock

A type of facial expression, specifically eyebrow movement when you catch your ho lying, cheating, if you will...

... Suspecting that someone has gone "Where No Man Has Gone Before"
My girl came back, said she went to the store, I got all Doctor Spock on her ass
by joeydnewyork February 21, 2020
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dial the doctor

I don’t wanna go out clubbing tonight, I’ll just stay home and dial the doctor
by CowboyRoy December 30, 2022
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