Doctor

A person who kills your ills with pills and then kills you with bills

OMG LOOK ITS A DOCTOR! RUN!

by Unikitty2.0 January 3, 2023

Doctors visit

A mooning Fruit bowl with your asscheaks spread wide open

I had a doctors visit yesterday afternoon

by Fuck ass jr January 6, 2023

The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.

"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."

by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023

Plague Doctor (Plagueism)

Worship him. He is the almighty man.

Boy 1: Did you see that Plague Doctor (Plagueism)?

Boy 2: Yes, we should bow down and worship him
Both: ALMIGHTY PLAGUE DOCTOR! WE WORSHIP YOU!

by PlagueDoctor999 July 29, 2023

Doctor's wine

Made with use of a medical glove instead of a balloon. As the gases fill the glove from the firmenting wine, it begins to inflate. When five fingers are up, the wine is ready for bottling and drinking later.

Doctor's wine can be made fairly cheep.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Doctor Pussycat

the cat doctor with huge tits from the adult cartoon PeePooDo

i wanna fuck doctor pussycat

by dumb jsjsj August 18, 2023

Doctor DC Podcast

Two hosts that are the characters in letterkenny that only show up as deleted scenes because they are deemed WAY TO CANADIAN! they read comics, talk comics and desperately wish for a Muscular Women of Comics Sex Dungeon, that show up on their credit cards as “Mini Golf with ball gags” and when their wives question “what this is?” They simply shrug and say “You say Poutine, I say step on my neck til I can’t breathe.”

Listen to the Doctor Dc Podcast!!!! 5 star review

by YoCrowsItsScareBro December 1, 2021