Krista: OMG Brandon is sooooo cool
Sabrin: No he is an asshole that nobody likes.
Landon: Fuck Brandon
Everyone: Fuck Brandon
Sabrin: No he is an asshole that nobody likes.
Landon: Fuck Brandon
Everyone: Fuck Brandon
by KellyMan1212 February 7, 2019
Get the Brandonmug. a person who gets very erect over cats.
Brandon will shag any fucking cat he sees big or small. Child or elderly. He will shag.
Brandon will shag any fucking cat he sees big or small. Child or elderly. He will shag.
Person 1: brandon what are you doing
Brandon: i just saw this cat and get very horny
Person 1: Brandon what in the fuck
Brandon: i just saw this cat and get very horny
Person 1: Brandon what in the fuck
by Brandon shaguth thine cat August 7, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. And gay ugly ass fat headed jerk who will cheat on your ass if your not carful. He can be sweet at times but don't fall for it most Brandon's are just players
by Herh September 16, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a fresh african who sings to god everyday. He is usually the type of person to eat someones ass and never talk to them again. Brandon is the best person to hang with but the smelliest one.
Brandon is a retard
by penismuncher_123 March 1, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by Unlovelyriver06 December 22, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. An only child who’s mom splits up with dad for a woman . Mom is crazy as shit and tends to scream at son for no apparent reason. Lesbian lover has huge handles and is the man in the gay relationship. The father, on the other hand, is a lonely drunk
by miltonsauntie October 12, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. Is most definitely a Leo and homosexual. Probably got divorced (if married) because of commitment issues and cheated way too much.
“Did you hear? Brandon’s getting a divorce because he cheated too much; his husband now has to go to therapy because of the emotional trauma.”
by Heyfuckface November 29, 2019
Get the Brandonmug.