i love you

The three words that boys use to get into a girl's pants.

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Aww I love you too!
Boy: Can we have sex now?!?!?

by seth_cohen_fan January 14, 2006

True Love

A lie.

“I thought she was the one, she said I was her true love.” Jenna cried and Talia hugged her best friend.

by Ilovetwopeoplehelp July 29, 2018

Love

A figment of our imaginations.

"Man I really love this person."
~ Every fifth-grader ever

by Red-dy as ever October 25, 2019

dominated love slave

a kick ass green day song from one of thier better old albums not the shitpiddling "american idiot"

"i wanna be your dominated love slave, i wanna be the one who takes the pain, you can spank me when i do not behave, slap me in the forehead with a chain" etc. :D :D :D :D :D

by Captain Bluebear February 5, 2005

Moses Love Tunnel

When a girl squirts on the bed and creates a sort of slip'n'slide directly into her vagina.

"Bro she squirted so much I felt like I had to part the sea, total Moses Love Tunnel moment, I slid right in."

by loonabunny June 4, 2022

Drunken Love Game

The nastiest game a couple can play. The winner gets to blast in the mouth of the loser. Players get drunk fast and perform sexual favors for their Lovers. This game is designed to be played on your bed without any game pieces falling out. The game pieces and shot glasses have magnets to hold them on the game board while you bounce around doing sexual favors. You can take the game anywhere because of the durable and stylish metal carrying case.

This game makes you jump in and get to drinking kissing rubbing sucking licking until there is a climatic finish (In The Mouth). You have to suck toes, drink 1or 2 shots, fake orgasm, or just chill, roll the dice to get to the finish. The Drunken Love game board is simple but design to take a couple from 0 to 100 with the first roll of the dice.

Let's play the Drunken Love Game tonight!

by Drunken Love Fan December 27, 2017

I love u

Leo : do you love me?
Me : yes, I love you
Leo : say more
Me : i love you, i love you, i love youuu more

. i love you...............i love youu

i love you love.......love you love u

i love you i love u....i love you i love u

i love you i love you and love you love

i love you love you and love you love

i love you i love you i love you i love

i love you and love you love youu

i love you i love you love you

i love you i love you i love

i love you i love youu

and always love

i love you

love

by Steroo March 22, 2022