i love you

The three words that boys use to get into a girl's pants.

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Aww I love you too!
Boy: Can we have sex now?!?!?

by seth_cohen_fan January 14, 2006

True Love

A lie.

“I thought she was the one, she said I was her true love.” Jenna cried and Talia hugged her best friend.

by Ilovetwopeoplehelp July 29, 2018

dominated love slave

a kick ass green day song from one of thier better old albums not the shitpiddling "american idiot"

"i wanna be your dominated love slave, i wanna be the one who takes the pain, you can spank me when i do not behave, slap me in the forehead with a chain" etc. :D :D :D :D :D

by Captain Bluebear February 5, 2005

Love

A figment of our imaginations.

"Man I really love this person."
~ Every fifth-grader ever

by Red-dy as ever October 25, 2019

making love to the mic

when a performer, singer, dj, or radio host really knows how to use a microphone for their good and the audience.

when a dj or singer really engages with the audience using the microphone.

man that DJ was making love to the mic tonight!

Hey DJ Raw whats you got for us tonight?
I got some real juice for you, and you know me Im going to be making love to the mic!

man she can really sing, ya she was making love to the mic for sure!

by frankie frank August 23, 2009

love handle armour

excess body mass that successfully absorbs a bullet with out physical harm

love handle armour - kayshia was shot in the hip . but luckily for her the blubber absorbed the impact with no damage.

by love handle !! February 25, 2010

fuzzy love nuts

When a man squeezes his hairy scrotum between his legs forcing the scrotum into the shape of a heart.

Sara was excited when Tim gave her fuzzy love nuts for Valentine's day.

by CaptDick985 February 14, 2014