"Smokey" the dog

consisting of big ass titties and huge dick of the greatest variety everyone loves it and he humps shit then pees every where and turns White bears yellow.

Person 1: dude wheres "Smokey" the dog
Person 2:O he's outside pissing and cumming on everything

by Jesus4Brains October 30, 2007

deer tick dog

puopable tick transferred from deer to dick to dog to adam givin to everyone else in jesis room, always from dog fuckin the deer raping everyone in jesis room, isnt puopable at first, but is a little later after brock licks the stickly tuckly dicky sticky stuckle deer tick dog

crazy belt quinn is wearing farting out her mouth is a deer tick dog

by amber adam brock quinn January 13, 2008

dog stains

dog shit that got smeared on your shoe or perhaps other clothing parts such as your t-shirt

"ahh dammit i got dog stains all over my shoe!"

by jabrar gaffney December 31, 2007

Dog with 40 dicks

A male human in heat

Look at the ass on her, I'd like to wear it as a hat, damn that makes hotter than a dog with 40 dicks.

by Fa Fa January 2, 2008

hot-dog

another slang term for a hypodermic needle, used in the injection of narcotics.

I'll have to sharpen my hot-dog if I'm going to be able to find a vein, today.

by DanielP January 3, 2008

dog-on-fire

The only computer repair place in this town except for geek squad (who would go there?! seriously..) that has online technical support. Plus, it's FREE!

dog-on-fire agent: Hi, welcome!
customer: hi.. I was wanting some repair work done..
dog-on-fire agent: great! I'm in the process of putting up an online calendar so you can tentativly schedule appointments. For now though just go ahead and describe the issues so we can figure out a solution.
customer: ...

by Justin Vail January 25, 2009

dog TV

When a canine (or a person) sits or lays and seems to stare aimlessly into space. They are actually watching dog TV.

I think I'll go home, smoke a big fatty and watch some dog TV.

Bob lost his job, his girlfriend broke up with him and the doctor put him on anti-depressants. It's really sad, he just sits at the kitchen table all day long and watches dog TV .

by RicardoCorridor February 9, 2009