by turtlecramer February 16, 2019
Get the ocean boysmug. The mfs who think they are goths, emos or maybe even skater boys just cause they bump lil peep, dress retarded and do sum other lame ass shit. They might have a tik tok career and have daddy’s money but in the end, they will still do some corny ass shit just to get some attention, likes, or pussy. most of the time these mfs get girls but got no game so they end up in the friend zone or be called “bestie” lmao. If not, he might have a cute girlfriend but most of the time both e boy and e girl are just bandwagoners and have no fucking originality.
E boy: *bites lips and does the vein thingy thing*
Real mf: dawg wut is u doinnn
E boy: I’m making a tik tok you irrelevant hoe
Real mf: I’d rather be called a fag then a fucking e boy
E boy: you’re just a poser *proceeds to fucking dance*
Real mf: (picks his skinny ass up and beats the shit outta him)
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E girl: *listens to lil peep* girl this shi is so emo, let’s go to hot topic later so I can get some Billie eyelash merch
Real shawty: bitch what? Have you not heard of Sleeping With Sirens? That’s some real emo shit
E girl- ugh leave me alone 🙄🤚
Real shawty: gtfo you gotta whole tik tok persona you unoriginal bandwagon whore
Real mf: dawg wut is u doinnn
E boy: I’m making a tik tok you irrelevant hoe
Real mf: I’d rather be called a fag then a fucking e boy
E boy: you’re just a poser *proceeds to fucking dance*
Real mf: (picks his skinny ass up and beats the shit outta him)
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E girl: *listens to lil peep* girl this shi is so emo, let’s go to hot topic later so I can get some Billie eyelash merch
Real shawty: bitch what? Have you not heard of Sleeping With Sirens? That’s some real emo shit
E girl- ugh leave me alone 🙄🤚
Real shawty: gtfo you gotta whole tik tok persona you unoriginal bandwagon whore
by emowhore666 October 19, 2021
Get the E boymug. You can run, you can run, tell my friend-boy, Willie Brown.
You can run, tell my friend-boy, Willie Brown.
Lord, that I'm standin' at the crossroad, babe, I believe I'm sinking down.
Cross Road Blues – Robert Johnson (covered by Cream as 'Crossroads')
You can run, tell my friend-boy, Willie Brown.
Lord, that I'm standin' at the crossroad, babe, I believe I'm sinking down.
Cross Road Blues – Robert Johnson (covered by Cream as 'Crossroads')
by The Font April 23, 2011
Get the friend-boymug. Badass portable gaming system from Nintendo released in 1989. The only problem is that the screen is absolute shit. The games are awesome though.
by nerd373 July 31, 2018
Get the Game Boymug. Did you hear, Chang Long Wang of the ETS Boys just got another perfect score on the GMAT and the GRE both in the same week!
by D Flawless December 7, 2019
Get the ETS Boysmug. by KJ3100 June 19, 2021
Get the polaroid boymug. "So, let me get this straight. You like her, but you're not sure if you want to be with her, but you like her enough to have sex with her, but you're not sure if you want to be more than just friends, but you want her to think of you as her boyfriend, but you enjoy being single, but you don't want anybody else to get at her, but you can flirt with other girls, but you get jealous when other guys talk to her, but you don't want to talk to her all of the time, but you want her to pay attention to only you, but you think it's annoying when she blows up your phone, but you don't like it when she talks to other guys, but you don't want to be tied down yet, but you want her to act like she's your girl, but you don't want to be in a relationship, but you want her to be loyal to just you, but you just wanna have fun right now, but you want to be loved by her, but you're not ready to commit to only her?" - Mac Miller
by DatOneDudeWitAFace April 12, 2017
Get the Fuck boymug.