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National ask Out your crush

This is the day to ask out your crush you better do it I wanna see it happen
by Spread the news November 2, 2019
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National Mephobians Day

National Mephobian Day is a day where Mephobians come out and show the world how awesome you are. The world may end today because of those Mephobians.
“Bro why you so awesome today?”
“Because National Mephobians Day I’m a Mephobian”
by Rat017393 November 3, 2019
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National Miracle Day

A national day of rest on February 22 in honor of the 1980 USA Olympic hockey team beating Russia
Joe: we don’t have school on the 22!
Mike: why
Joe: Because we are celebrating National Miracle Day
by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019
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National Jimmy Craig Day

A day of rest to honor American hero jimmy Craig and his magnificent performance for team USA, celebrated on May 31
Joe: National Jimmy Craig Day gonna be litty city
Mike: yeah dawg a day off from school... imma watch miracle
by Tyrone Shoelaces November 3, 2019
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National eat ass and smoke grass day

This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after
November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards
by TedyTSN November 3, 2019
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National bestfriends day

It’s on November 8th. It’s a day to appreciate your best friend and everything they’ve done for you. You better believe you’re gonna show off your best friend to everyone.
You: HAPPY NATIONAL BESTFRIENDS DAY BESTIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Bestfriend: You are such a great best friend too thank you for being in my life
by Fine_words_dude November 4, 2019
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National Anal Check Up Day

November 6th

The day that is a tradition to make a doctors appointment for an "Anal Checkup". This could include a prostate exam or a quick glance.
Jimmy: Hey. Did have you got your appointment yet?
Franklin: Of course it's National Anal Check Up Day.
by heh3heh3heh3 November 4, 2019
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