One night sc

A one night stand over snapchat with Ben Mahoney

Beth: “ what did you do last night? Anything good?”
Eloïse: “I had a one night sc”
Emily: “no way that must’ve been funny for you”
one night stand

by Pizza_4_life May 15, 2018

Jerk In one

A game when your ejaculating and most of the semen goes in your belly button

Bro you’ll never believe it I got a jerk In one yesterday

by Jerkington April 12, 2021

Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now

(Predicate.) Smurf Smurf Smurf hours. Flirt flirt and this clerk clerk know you’re actually say were no purple socks Yolo. yo dumb

Her: OK so I have it I don’t know if I can Rambo. OK sucking cock is the most inconvenient thing in the entire world you see if I can psych. Like nobody should ever do that it’s smelly, stinky, and juicy wet cock being her bag.

Him: I would say the N-word. Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now

by KG&GB May 18, 2021

one direction

a group of boys(they were once 5, but now they’re 4. niall fell over playing golf and it was sore) that can sing very well, but shocking dancers. these boys also have a very bad history with maths. lima tends to believe he didn’t know what udon noodles were until he was in his late 30’s, despite only being 26. louis also believes 36 plus another 6 is 38, and collectively the boys cant tell the difference between 18 months and 5 years. one of the band members commonly known as the curly-headed one, harry, has ongoing battle against gravity and can’t go a show without falling over. also if you want to commit suicide all you have to do is say you hate one direction and their fans will kill you :)

‘your maths is as good as one direction’

by ranga.langa September 6, 2020

one thing

I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind, I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin' to hold on, did-didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside and even though I tried
It all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually
Be a memory of a time when I tried so hard
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter

Hey man what was that one thing you were talking about.

by le'peepee November 7, 2022

number one

number one also know as 1 it is the 3rd letter of the food chain

how you count

tow,three,number one, five, eight

by jimmy boing boing May 28, 2024

Take one for the Team

Also known as the "Volunteer's Dilemma". This is a social dilemma with several people involved and one must sacrifice their evolvement or reward for the benefit of the rest of the group.

I saw that guy really take one for the team. You must be close.

by animatoralligator April 9, 2022