wide cunt

A Scottish (east coast) definition of someone acting hard but doesn't seem to be or acting wealthy whilst wearing fake brands.

Jimbo - "see that cunt over there giving it beans?"
Timmy - "ignore that wide cunt he's full o pish
Jimbo - "fuck it then"
Timmy - "aye fuck him"

by MyPilesAreSore August 11, 2024

Ripper cunt

a good friend

“Mags said you were a ripper cunt.”
“‘Mags’ is Margaret, and a ‘ripper cunt’ is…?”
“A good friend.”

by No one is straighter than CJ March 17, 2024

Fat cunt

He's too fucking fat

Fat cunt they are too fat too run

They sweat after one step

by Fuck gays November 19, 2019

cunt punt

the female version of cock blocking although this term is also used for the literal act of swiftly and strongly kicking a vagina.

"damn did you hear how Melissa cunt punted me!?"

by dr dick n balls October 27, 2017

Cunt-fiend

A man who pursues women no matter what they look, taste or smell like as long as he gets laid. He or even she is usually average-looking, but unable to connect to any woman on a real basis other than his end means of sex.

Yeah man right before we were about to have sex she accused me of being a cunt-fiend when she saw my phone.

by YingYangPanda May 6, 2011

Cunt Chorus

In British pub and restaurant culture when a server drops a plate or a glass, a Cunt Chorus is when some of the restaurant customers jeer or mock them loudly with the intention of making the server feel bad. This is more prevalent in poorer areas.

"Why did the waitress go home early?"

"She dropped a plate, and the Cunt Chorus made her cry."

by White Wine and Fine September 10, 2023

cunt

The way you would describe someone acting a little vaginaney, meaning they acting like they want beef.

Yo why you acting like a cunt? Idk man I kind of want beef.

by anonymous June 5, 2023