Vampire Bag

A Bloody Tampon

You're being such a little bitch. Must be that time of the month. Check your Vampire Bag

by Al Cocksucker Swearengen February 26, 2019

Fag-Pad Bag

It a bag where you keep urinary sanitary pads used when you can't control the pee coming out of your penis, that you keep in a bag in the bathroom.

I need a pee pad, Where's the Fag-Pad Bag

by GuyOnABuffalo85 August 19, 2025

virgincy bag

a bag that you always carry around when youre a virgin

mairin has to carry around a virgincy bag

by piggggggggyyyy May 13, 2020

bussy bag

it’s a bussy bag

your a bussy bag

by alice is cool May 16, 2021

Exclusionary Douche Bag Rule

This rule states that mega douche bags can be excluded from other rules like the golden rule (treat others the way you want to be treated) and other rules rearguarding common kindness because of there douche bag status.

Matt: Wow Steven is such a creepy sketchy cum bucket.
Billy: Hey! that's not nice, you cant say that! You should treat others the way you want to be treated.
Matt: No Billy its ok, since Steven is a bonafide douche bag he is excluded from that rule.
Billy: O' yeah I forgot all about the exclusionary douche bag rule, and yeah I know Steven is total cum bucket.

by The Wrench October 21, 2012

hoe bag

Someone who is mean, self-centred and all about themselves; uncaring about how their actions, drunk or otherwise, might effect other people. Making someone else's grief all about them, then tying this behaviour up in one big discernible behavioural bag and carrying it around wherever they go - i.e, their hoe bag.

She doesn't even care about Barb, she's making this all about herself. She's such a hoe bag.

by partyringtom November 11, 2017

Bag and Tagger

A person who you would probably get intimate with if you could gag them so they couldn't speak and put a paper bag over their head.

John:"God Sarah Jessica Parker has a nice body, but she's fugly."
Mark: "She's a Bag and Tagger."

by blaynmendez June 27, 2010