tool bagging

Pure stupidity at its smartest no matter the amount of tools around one or more morons can't fix stupid.

wow what a bunch of Tool Bagging there is like 20 or so tool bagging's down there

by LargeLONEWOLF22 August 1, 2014

d-bag

An abbreviation used by 11-year-olds instead of "douchebag" so that their parents don't throw a tantrum over the actual word.

My friend, you're such a d-bag!

by ManGroover December 20, 2015

burnt bag

When you have a wicked rash around your crotch area and it burns

Guy 1Dude I had wicked burnt bag last night I could not even walk guy 2 jesus

by the bum rash December 12, 2016

Bag of Tools

Members of social media-enamored paramilitary units. Such units may be comprised of members of for-profit entities, regional or ethnically-concentrated units or any other unit type demonstrating a high degree of brand cohesion, overconfidence, adulation for wartime atrocities and other sundry behaviors that can only be described as “profligate douchebaguery”.

“The Kadyrovite TikTok Brigade are a total Bag of Tools. Seriously, they’re going to need a bigger shed for all those tools. Or they should get into space mining so we can change the name of The Asteroid Belt to The Tool Belt.”

by Fisto_Roboto December 15, 2022

trashtic bags

The combination of the words plastic trash bag.

I'm out of plastic trash bags. Would you please go buy more trashtic bags?

by Foxygirl71 May 20, 2019

bag jam

The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum

I shaved my balls for my date tonight but I'm getting a lot of bag jam

by waynestayne September 4, 2016

felony bag

A felony bag is the small carrying case used to organize & tote around the tools & gadgets needed to get high. A felony bag may include, yet not limited to, the following- a glass pipe, chore boy, a metal stick, syringes, tourniquet, cotton, metal spoon, alcohol pads, rolling papers, etc.

Damn girl, ur not afraid of getting caught with that felony bag in ur purse?

Dude, u better hope no police run up on us right now & find that felony bag in ur pocket!

by Bunny Palacio May 30, 2018