Kentucky Cold Cock

The act of inserting, unbeknownst to one's significant other, a frozen hot dog (or other phallus-like frozen meat) in the stead of one's own genitalia; usually occuring under the cover of darkness.

It has been so cold out lately that my wife barely fussed when I gave her a kentucky cold cock.

I can think of no better use for those mummified foot longs that have been in the downstairs freezer forever than by kentucky cold cocking the next eight chicks that pass through my bedroom.

*please do not misspeak by remembering, if it's not a suprise, it's not a real kentucky cold cock.

by Roseymalt January 7, 2010

Cock Hungry Monster

Any teenage boy who is always looking for some big tasty cock to eat. You can sometimes distinguish them buy just hearing there name, like, "nathan" or "dakari" "sometimes even "jake", "ryan", or a big one, "thom" Cock Hungry Monsters are not just limited to these names, there is a much wider variety of people and names even going into other races.
Some pick up lines include, "hey, whats up?" or "Hey, I gotta go to the bathroom, wanna come with me?" "Im hungry does someone have some cock to feed me?"

George: That cock hungry monster is always trying to fuck his twin brother.
Albert: Wow, that sounds pretty gay.

by hesafucker333 August 28, 2010

Cock Block bitch

One who prevents someone from sexually scoring on them.

Emily was with taylor, and taylor went for some action, and emily cock block bitched his cock.

by dfghdfghdfgdfgdfgdfgfg April 11, 2010

Rubber Cock Wallup

Ahhh, revenge for the ladies. This is the smacking, or slapping of a dildo or strap-on cock, usually in a 'take that' kind of way...but distributed by a female to a male. The face, again, is a great spot for a Rubber Cock Wallup, but any spot on the body is acceptable.

Ha ha...I was right, you were wrong...now ya get a Rubber Cock Wallup.

by scorpi November 1, 2008

Bobble head cock

The shaft of a mans penis is solid like a shaft of steel, but the head of it is soft like a ripe satsuma. Making it bobble about like a bobble head for your car.

"Hi Chantel how did your date with Ian go?". "It was all going great till we went back to his and he pulled out his bobble head cock!"

by TBone78 June 25, 2014

Cock smoking mullet

A person or persons who choose not to be affiliated the Facebook group known as Pipe Dreamz

Jacob thought the group was lame and chose to leave the group like a cock smoking mullet.

by Reltubhcaz1977 June 11, 2020

pussy cock juice

The remaining stench usually in liquid form, found all over the god damn place after a solid night of the old in-out, in-out. A very common Arabic term for semen.

Hey Muhammed, there's pussy cock juice all over my samosa!

by Justin_C May 16, 2006