I Cunt Hear You

Verb. Stick your limp dick in your special lady friends ear, with your left hand cover her other ear. Commence blasting so that your balls are smacking the side of her head. When you start to get real hard smash your dick in your ear until she screams "OUCH!!" or "Shit that hurt!!!" at which point you reply "I cunt hear you."

After pulling the triple back tittie lick, screwdriving twisting double lutz drop on my girl she said "SHIT THAT WAS DEAF!" I said "No, this is deaf". And proceeded with the "I cunt hear you."

by Cayton Cleet June 18, 2009

✨o l i v i a✨

She likes kpop but don't give her the weird ass graphic t shirts for christmas

Don't give ✨o l i v i a✨ weirdass kpop graphic t shirts for christmas.

by Your stepdaddy December 20, 2020

i will destroy your bloodline

when u destroy someones bloodline bc they are one whole retard

katie: i will destroy your bloodline
max: nopls

by waluigilover666 September 20, 2018

I like your shoelaces

Answer “thanks I took them from a unicorn” this means that the person answering is also big fat juicy gay yum yum. NOT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR TUMBLRS VERSION!!!!!

Person 1 “I like your shoelaces
Person 2 “thanks, I took them from a unicorn”

by Marzzipan March 28, 2020

I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately

Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

I D 10 T

Pronunciation: I D ten T. Adj: commenting on the intelligence of another. Another way to say idiot.

She is a typical blonde;I D 10 T.

by kodiak144 November 18, 2006

2013 here I come!

Something to say to any idiot who thinks the world will end on 2012

guy 1: hey man have you seen the movie 2012?
guy 2: Yeah it sucked so much dick.
guy 1: What?
guy 2: aw fuck you the world neva gon end 2013 here I come!

by Boneless chickun September 10, 2012