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Intellectual Cock Slap

When a man utilizes his logic, reasoning and aptitude to destroy a woman's irrational argument that is largely based on emotional appeal. In the most serious of cases, a man will incapacitate and humiliate a woman so severely with his words that it is akin to him unzipping his pants and slapping her repeatedly across her face with his penis.
John: "Yo bro did you see that politics debate between Mike and Laura yesterday?"
Fred: "Yeah man, Mike gave her an intellectual cock slap right in front of everyone"
John: "Dude she got hit up so hard it looked like she was getting bruised!"
by thequiksilvr December 20, 2012
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world's biggest cock

The penis on max. Its the biggest dick in the world. Its in the 415
"Omg, I got with max last night, and he got the world's biggest cock. U should try it. Its the bigges in lowell"
by ariela b. October 18, 2008
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horse-cock breath

offensive breath obtained by smoking inexpensive cigars
Vinnie reluctantly lit another black n mild, knowing full well the atrocious horse-cock breath it would give him.
by ccnutmnkey December 7, 2004
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Suck My Cock

"Say those three words".
Of course, the guy is about to sweat bullets. Is it the I LOVE YOU sentence, no.
"Suck my Cock".
You give heard, or oral pleasure.
*Slurp.* Mmm. *Gulp.* Oh yeah... *Gulp.*
by yourmama December 8, 2003
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cock block

what you do to your boyfriend when he pisses you off. Usually to get him to either do something or dump you so that you don't feel bad.
girl 1: i decided to cock block my boyfriend
Girl 2: y?
girl 1: he forgot my birthday and didn't appologize
by 12345687no1 October 29, 2005
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cock between cheeks

by hehe July 3, 2003
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20 cock chicken

a rare delight, served at fine buffet establishments. this type of cock- infested food is the result of cock tongs being dropped into regular, un- tainted food.
sharon: "this chicken is ok, but i think i taste a hint of cock."

ricky: "yeah, i dropped the tongs, sucka! now it's 20 cock chicken!"
by sharon, ricky's bitch October 3, 2006
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