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Black Thursday

1. The day before Black Friday where retailers start their sales early so they can get a bit more money.
2. The day of Thursday, October 24, 1929, when stock prices began to drop at an increasing rate. It was the first day of the Stock Market Crash of 1929 that marked the beginning of the Great Depression.
1. I saw a commercial for Black Thursday sales at Macy's earlier, although they still called them Black Friday sales.
2. Black Thursday saw stock prices fall dramatically, foreshadowing the panic that would ensue just five days later on Black Tuesday.
by Titanicguy May 12, 2018
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black afterlife

Dear urban dictionary mods: sorry if this is kinda offensive, I don’t mean it that way. I have black friends. I worked really hard on this so please don’t take it down, Mwah.

Alright kids, imma tell you a story. This doesn’t really belong on the urban dictionary but at the same time I couldn’t think of a better place for it. I first heard this story at the deer lease so those faint of heart should not read on. Thank you for reading, I give you “The Black Afterlife”.

Once upon a time there were three black kids. These black kids were looking for forgiveness for their ratchet and awful sins one day and stumbled upon a preacher. The preacher said that they needed Jesus, so they went off to find him. They arrived at the pearly gates and saint peter told them to wait a second so he could ask Jesus if it was okay to let them in. Jesus said to saint peter, “I told you that all men, white, black, Mexican, Asian, and Native American were created equal. Let them in.” Saint peter went back to the gates and saw that they were gone. He went back to Jesus and told him the news. Jesus asked “Who? The black people?” And saint peter said “No, the pearly gates!”

Thank you for reading!!! Also sorry to the mods if this isn’t really a definition. I could’ve posted this on Reddit or something but I don’t think the fan base likes offensive stuff like this as much as the urban dictionary. Please don’t take it down!

Sincerely,

The Texan Pennsylvanian.
by The Texan Pennsylvanian February 27, 2022
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Black Duck Event

Like a "Black Sawn Event" but way less significant. When something seemingly nice turns straight negative, in an unexpected way, or in a scale or manner that is unanticipated.
"Hey, this summer rain is really nice... I wonder how long it will last..." Check weather... "Oh no, there is a flash flood and tornado warning that was just issued! This is a real Black Duck Event."
by toms35 August 18, 2021
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Alice Black

Alice black is the most famous person on the planet that will usually be wet all the time, she will sleep the same time you are awake and will always want to be with you no matter what. She will love you indefinitely until the end of time and if you loose her you will never find happiness ever again
Person 1: "I saw a really pretty girl today but she was dripping"

Person 2: "She must be Alice Black"

Person 1: "Woah shes so famous"
by ajice black February 2, 2022
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Black baby girl

A black baby girl is a black women or girl who has very good and interesting fashion taste and usually has a few tattoos and is usually wearing a fake or real piercing on their nose and usually has a few piercings in their ear and they are the life of the party when they walk in a room everyone turns to look at them they can pull anyone regardless of the gender they are so fun and have a great sense of humor and some bbg are spiritual and they are so caring and sweet that it so hard to hate them.
Tyshon: Omg who is that she is so beautiful
Layla: Oh that shela everyone loves her people usually call her a bbg (black baby girl)
by Nyla06 August 22, 2021
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Cleaver blacks

A South African derogatory term used for black people by black people to describe those who have higher education but become sellouts to the black community. Instead of trying to help their community they seek white validation and approval. It is deriving from the phrase whites used to use "cleaver for a black person". (Think Uncle Tom)
Cleaver blacks don't want to see change they just to keep the same oppressive system alive!
by Nkos'yam October 7, 2020
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