Pussy Wrapped Around Your Neck

This is what happens when you are born. (It's your mom's pussy) Unless you were a c-section birth.

Guy 1: You ever have pussy wrapped around your neck?
Guy 2: No.
Guy 1: What were ya, an asshole baby?

by Jayme B. Thompson October 8, 2011

Lexus Certified Pre-owned pussy

Noun- Good pussy that has had a previous owner, but is still high quality, luxury grade pussy.

Tom - How's Lisa treating you?
Will - She is very fine man
Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.

by Dr.St4ng3L0v3 December 30, 2011

There an't no bad pussy

A saying of the porn scene movement.

In the porn scene movement they say there an't no bad pussy.

by The Fury 13 November 23, 2010

What does a pussy look like?

A question asked to nerds,noobs,stright edges,promise keepers ect. Not because they need to know the answer but to see if THEY know.

Hey man what does a pussy look like?
I...uaaa...
See I told you he didn't even know what a pussy looks like.
Next time say it looks like a piece of meat.

by Deep blue 2012 May 16, 2010

pussy ass playa hating ho

a faggot who is pussy, and gets fucked in that ass and hates playas and is a ho

fuck that pussy ass playa hating hoe,

i told that bitch to hate the game not the playa and then i gave him a dollar and he gave me head

by Thomas Van February 23, 2005

Cumbustion Cum Bubble Pussy Fart

See "Queef". It means the same damn thing.

You are a cumbustion cum bubble pussy fart.

by David Bailey November 30, 2005

piece of pussy ass thot

Goody goody losers who don't know what the fuck they're talking about

Emma: you can't do dat
You: shut up you piece of pussy ass thot

by Dicksdicksandmoredicks March 6, 2017