A person who shuns the use of sleeves and regards bottle openers as a poor substitute for slamming beers bottles on kitchen tables
It's 20 below and Zach still refuses to sew those sleeves back on his sweatshirt...what a douche bag
by Rytoc November 12, 2007
by dmurex May 23, 2022
1)He is suchhhh a douche bag.
2) Wow. What a douche bag.
3) Guy: Get out of my seat!
Girl: You're names not on it..oh wait, it actually does say douche bag. My bad.
2) Wow. What a douche bag.
3) Guy: Get out of my seat!
Girl: You're names not on it..oh wait, it actually does say douche bag. My bad.
by IamTruthing. December 14, 2010
by Dingleberry May 20, 2016
a boy in seventh grade in texas named Gray Ballweg. he decided to ask his girlfriend for n00des and then she said no so he dumped her. THAT'S WHAT DOUCHEBAGS DO!
by ratcumonmyface April 01, 2020
a complete moron that knows everything about nothing. all talk, pats himself on the back and takes credit for something he cannot do. one so full of himself and doesn't even realize it. insults other peoples intellect
My ex-boss Bruce Brower jr. Of Brower Plumbing and Heating of Trenton NJ is one of the biggest Douche bags known to man. Pretends to be connected with the Italian mob. Wears wife beater t-shirts and talks down to women. Lifts weights for his arms only with skinny legs. Pretends to know everything and threatens people with his famous words of "don't let me catch you on the street" total clown
by mr.beam June 09, 2014
A douche bag is a variant of your standard asshole in that he is an asshole, but there is something that you actually envy about him or his lifestyle.
You get cut off by an asshole in a Hummer and notice his smoking hot trophy wife. This moves him form asshole to douche bag.
by turbododge April 11, 2010